Boss Lady

WTF? How do I turn this thing off?
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Submitted 2010-01-29
By Laura from Kansas, USA

I like everything about this toy except for the fact that I have NO CONTROL OVER IT. I have strong fingers & hands, yet I cannot I exert enough strength to hit the bonus joy button for long enough when inserted nor can I turn this thing off for the life of me. I have experimented with it when not in play use & STILL cannot get it to shut off. I tried a stylus, the non-business end of an ink pen, NADA. I did not find the battery cap to be wonky, it opened & closed just fine. I suspect it's like the way some people have dexterity trouble with childproof lids. The size didn't intimidate me even though I am small of vag, but then my boyfriend bought me a Vibratex Thundercloud as a joke. I only managed that thing once after several hours of foreplay, my partner for insertion & a half gallon of Babelube. Love love love Babelube! *From Babeland Customer Service* - Please give us a call and we can help you to turn the toy off without a problem, or replace it if the power function is defective. Thanks for leaving your feedback!

Totally intimidating and not that intense.
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Submitted 2010-01-07
By Thumbelina from California

I'm in the minority here, not sure why everyone loves this one so much. I bought it because of the rave reviews. I was horrified when it arrived, it's way bigger than I had expected [should have read the specs more closely, my fault] and pretty realistic [I chose black]. I agree w/ the other 2 star reviewer, the battery cap is wonky. Also, its not so easy to turn off. I'm too small of a girl to insert it, ouch...so I just tried clitoral stimulation. It wasn't bad, just not intense enough for my liking. I think the thick rubbery exterior detracts from the potency. Looks like Boss Lady will become an expensive dust collector in a cabinet.... Going to stick w/ the bullets.

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Submitted 2009-12-25
By Anon from Canada

Wow is this vibrator pretty! A gorgeous deep, almost magenta color, and very elegantly shaped. For my first insertable vibrator, I am certainly impressed. When I first took it out of the box, I will admit I was intimidated by the size because I'm not used to it otherwise, but I didn't have a problem whatsoever. I actually found the fullness of the size enjoyable. Unlike the other reviews, I thought that the silicone wasn't too pliable and yes, the matte finish made it a bit difficult at first, but with the right amount of lubrication, it was quite easy to slip in. My one gripe with the Boss Lady is the boost button. Don't get me wrong, it's great in that it really does provide a boost and it feels great for external stimulation too, but I do wish it wasn't necessary to hold it down to keep it going as it requires more finger strength than I initially thought and it proves difficult to hold down when inserted. All in all, definitely pleased. Very minor issues, but the toy is great for me!

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Submitted 2009-12-08
By Ubat from USA

Absolutely love this vibrator! I'll admit what drew me to the Boss Lady was the overall look of it. After reading several reviews I was a bit concerned about the size but I eventually decided to go ahead and get it. It was a bit bigger than what I was use to but I didn't really have any problems with it. The Boss Lady was the first toy that I loved so much I felt the need to name it lol It's that awesome!I hope it never breaks...