Lotions and Potions: Edibles

Blow, baby, blow, with our best-of kit. Perfect techniques from basic skills through deep throating with Violet Blue’s indispensable Ultimate Guide to Fellatio, then strut your stuff with the help of mint-flavored Good Head Gel and green apple flavored Sliquid Swirl lube. A black Megastretch cock ring and a Finger Fun vibe (that slides right onto a fingertip) turn a blow job into a "whoa!" job and are easily incorporated into partner sex. And with the $16 you save, buy yourself a pair of kneepads! Includes batteries, Trustex multiflavored condoms and Afterglow clean-up wipes. You save 25% when you buy these toys together as a kit.

A follow-up to the hit Green Apple flavor, Sliquid Swirl Cherry Vanilla is here to sweeten the deal. Add a few drops of this deliciously flavored lube the next time you go down; they'll be getting off, but you'll be getting the sweet reward. Glycerin- and paraben-free, and sweetened with aspartame, the water-based formula makes for easy clean up and compatibility with safer sex barriers and sex toys, but it's the great taste that will have you coming back for more. Just ask our staff—we love it!

• Formula Base: Water
• Ingredients: Purified spring water, sorbitol, plant cellulose, polyquart 007, flavoring, aspartame, methyl and propyl paraben
• Size: 4 ounces

A follow-up to the hit Green Apple flavor, Sliquid Swirl Blue Raspberry is here to mix things up. Add a few drops of this deliciously flavored lube the next time you go down; they'll be getting off, but you'll be getting the sweet reward. Glycerin- and paraben-free, and sweetened with aspartame, the water-based formula makes for easy clean up and compatibility with safer sex barriers and sex toys, but it's the great taste that will have you coming back for more. Just ask our staff—we love it!

• Formula Base: Water
• Ingredients: Purified spring water, sorbitol, plant cellulose, polyquart 007, flavoring, aspartame, methyl and propyl paraben
• Size: 4 ounces

Indulge your desire for the best in sex and food with the lusciously flavored Chocolate Body Sauce. Featured everywhere from Unwrapped to Good Morning, America!, and winner of "Best Sauce" at the Atlanta Gourmet Show, this dreamy, creamy sauce spreads smoothly over skin with the included paintbrush and is so lickably good that foreplay might just become the main event. 8 ounces.

Unleash your inner sensualist with this decadent, delicious paint. A feathery paintbrush stimulates nerve endings as you paint, draw and write on every square inch of skin with smooth, silky chocolate. Then retrace the words with tongue and mouth, savoring rich chocolate and your lover’s body at the same time. Chocolate. 3-1/2 ounces.

Write an ode to your lover’s favorite body part—on that body part—with these yummy fruit-flavored body paints. Painting and drawing with these flavored, colored body paints is almost as much fun as licking them off, and a great, creative way to extend foreplay and sensuous touching. So draw a dirty picture or go abstract with your art, then delight in the act of eating your own words. Lemon, Watermelon, Cherry and Blueberry, paintbrush included. Four pots, 2 ounces each.

Get fresh with sugar-free, tingly breath mints shaped like teeny weenies. What better way to tell someone you’re in the mood than sharing a cute tin filled with peppermint-flavored hard-ons. They’re sexy, fun, and guaranteed conversation starters.

Pucker up! You’ll be sucking all night thanks to these fruit-flavored hard candies that look like, well, willies. We appreciate the opportunity to sincerely inquire of a friend or loved one, “Do you think you could fit more than one cock in your mouth at one time?” Assorted flavors. 3.18 ounces. Get some succulent fruity boobs, too!

Pucker up! You’ll be sucking all night thanks to these fruit-flavored hard candies that look like scrumptious boobs. We appreciate the opportunity to sincerely inquire of a friend or loved one, “Do you think you could fit my boobs in your mouth at one time?” Assorted flavors; over 3 ounces. Try our Succulent Hard Willies, too!

Get fresh with sugar-free, tingly breath mints shaped like tiny nipples. What better way to tell someone you’re in the mood than sharing a cute tin filled with peppermint-flavored hard-ons. They’re sexy, fun, and guaranteed conversation starters.

Sharing and fulfilling fantasies is only a roll of the dice away—-even if you’re too shy to say a word. Just throw the dice and follow the instructions on the included "wish" interpretation cards. You could be directed to use the chocolate frosting and soft paintbrush to share a fantasy, to draw erotic art or to give explicit commands; you’ll only have to use your mouth to lick up every crumb of the rich, delectable chocolate.

Wear a tasty chocolate heart on your sleeve—or anywhere else that turns you on—with this not-so-run-of-the-mill edible chocolate kit. Shy? Use pre-cut stencils to paint on a chocolate message like “Kiss This Spot,” surrounded by sexy hearts and stars. Or, use the paintbrush freehand to create and consume your own inspired works of art. Includes chocolate frosting, paintbrush and stencils.