Fleshlight Vulva

Must have!
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Submitted 2011-12-12
By Anon from USA

Closest thing to a pussy! I've had it four years and I'm still not tired of it.

Where is a tan or brown vulva?
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Submitted 2011-12-05
By Anon from USA

I would like to buy one but I'm not turned on by the vanilla/white one.

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Submitted 2011-05-18
By Sleeping in the Wet Spot from USA

Ever since I saw one of these and heard the rave reviews by men saying this is the best next thing to a vagina; I had to get one for my boyfriend for those times of the month when I just don't feel like putting out, even though he already has his pocket pussy. Variety is the spice of life, baby. The Fleshlight is made up of Phthalate-free Real-feel Superskin and the diameter of the entry way is 1/2" and stretches to 3-1/2 inches and the length will even work for those who are extra long in the pants, since this thing is HUGE! I didn't measure the exact length of the fleshlight, but it will work for just about everyone, trust me. The fleshlight is like a sleeve, which is contained in a hard silicone case in the shape of a flashlight, hence the name fleshlight. It comes with a cap, so that you can keep it hidden and to avoid dust particles sticking to your fleshy real feel superskin toy. It also has a cap at the end, which you can twist to get better suction, if you think it's too clingy to your cock, you can twist it the other way and it's like a reset button. When my boyfriend used it, he said the cap at the end was a nice gesture in creating a more realistic feel. But, he was literally pounding this thing for a good 20 minutes and didn't even get close to his climaxing point. I will point out that he warmed it up under water as per the instructions mentioned and then used a little lube on the inside. It was warm and heavenly, only he said it didn't really feel like a vagina as much as he thought it would. Well it's not supposed to be comparative to a real vagina per say, because nothing will obviously beat the real thing. But it's a lot better than using your same old, boring hand that you sometimes call different names in order to have some change during the week. Overall, he says he prefers the pocket pussy over this, since it came with a vibrating bullet and sent him over the top. He says the fleshlight is mediocre at best, but don't take his word for it; your penis may like what his penis doesn't. PS: it's not as messy as one would think, all it takes is a little bit of soap and water to wash away the cum. Then you allow it to dry before enclosing the cap.

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Submitted 2011-02-17
By Shameless Onanist & Pleasure-Connoisseur from The state of arousal!

Do you have a penis? Do you enjoy having it exquisitely stimulated until every nerve is tingling with unbearable pleasure? Do you like having long, hard orgasms? Is there ever a time, even rarely, when you want sex but have no interested lover available? Then why haven't you bought a Fleshlight yet?!? Stop reading the reviews...they won't convince you. Even when you're deep in the soft warmth of this toy, you'll have trouble believing how good it feels... you certainly aren't going to believe a stranger writing in a review about how awesome it is! Don't take my word, or anyone elses. Buy one, and trust the opinion of your own cock. BTW, some have said the hard shell seems awkwardly large to hold in your hand and stroke up and down. They're missing the real advantage of this toy's design. There are plenty of simpler, more primitive masturbation sleeves available that work that way. But what really makes this Fleshlight satisfying is that its an intercourse simulator. Don't use your hand! Take that thick, solid shell and wedge it somewhere convenient and solid: say between the couch cushions with a towel around it, so you can lay on the couch as if in the missionary position. Or between one of the cushions and the frame (or under your mattress) so you can kneel and simulate doggy style. The point is, slide in and out by moving your hips, just as in actual sex. Once I was installing a doorknob in my bathroom door (while typically horny) and looking at the hole where the new doorknob would go, I realized it was the perfect diameter to hold the fleshlight case, and at just the perfect height! My God it was so good... I know some will judge that as desperate, or hesitate to go that far themselves. My reply is: what is it you really want when you get yourself off? Is it masturbation you are craving? Or, if you had the choice, would you prefer to be having real intercourse? So choose something that feels as close as possible to what you're really wanting...